I Live In A Van

I Live In A Van - Afroman

Woke up this morning at the hotel

Rolled up a blunt got high as hell

F**ked another groupie name in my cell

Hell oh well it's time to bail

Walkin to the van with my suitcase

Drivin cross country to a new place

Exit 420 get something to eat

Greet who I meet

Smoke a sweet

Climb back on to the interstate

Yes got a date can't be late

Pulled up to the club get a sound check

Walk up to the bar get a long neck

Shootin some pool act real cool

Looked at her a** but please don't drool

I looked at my watch start thinking

Yeah it's time for me to start drinkin

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

Dressin room (are the moe )

I get f**ked up before the show

Ride to the club smoking a dub

Hoppin out the van with the woofers on sub

It's time to go on

I'm drunk I'm high c'mon

How's everybody doin

Which of you ladies feel like screwin

Women on stage

Security in rage

Guitar solo

Colt 45 kickin in OH NO

Uh oh I'm playin it right

What sh*t sound tyte

Encore

We want more

Yeah break that sh*t down

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

Shake the hand of the fan

Introduce to the band

Sign autographs take pictures

Try to be polite to these fake b**ches

One of these b**ches just might

Kick it with an internet rapper tonight

Best case scenario

We Get high and f**k very slow

Pass out with her a** out

So I can rub it man I love it

Early in the morning yes yes I know

Hug my neck kiss my cheek yes she gots to go

I do too I do too

Smoke some more w**d

Drink some more brew

I love my life

Peace

No stress to strife

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a Chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new

Smoking w**d drinkin brew