No Man's Land

No Man's Land - Bill Mumy

There's a fool in the room

And it's not you

There's a steal of a deal

But it's too good to be true

Now the suns going down

And the skies changing hue

There's a lie on your lips

You know it's true

There's a car up the road

Driving slow

As the fogs rolling in down below

There's a boat on the sea

That I'm too tired to row

There's an orange looking moon hanging low

Here in no mans land

Sign on the dotted line

Then shake my hand

You'll soon be feeling fine

I understand

It's hard here in no mans land

Long ago there were ponies on that hill

If I could I would be riding up there still

When you milk your sacred cow

Does your bucket get filled

If you want something that bad

Pay the bill

The organ grinders monkeies out of work

The peer pressure made him go berserk

You can never be too sure about where the demons lurk

Sometimes the best of men can't help but be a jerk

Here in no mans land

Sign on the dotted line

Then shake my hand

You'll soon be feeling fine

I understand

It's hard here in no mans land

It's hard here in no mans land

I threw caution to the wind and it blew away

I chased it for nine hours and a day

And nobody here knows what it looks like anyway

Don't ask me what the heroes gonna say

Here in no mans land

Sign on the dotted line

Then shake my hand

You'll soon be feeling fine

I understand

It's hard here in no mans land

It's hard here in no mans land

There's a fool in the room

And it's not you