Friends / Oh My My (Live)

Friends / Oh My My (Live) - Bette Midler

And I am all alone

There is no body here beside me

And my problems have all gone

There is no one to deride me

But you got to have friends

The feeling's oh so strong

You got to have friends

To make that day last long

I had some friends but they're gone

Something came and took them away

And from the dusk 'til the dawn

Here is where I'll stay

I got to stay woo

She called up the doctor

To see what's the matter

He said come on over

I said do I have to

My knees started aching

My wrists started shakin'

When the doctor said to me

Whoa he said

Oh my my oh my my

Can you boogie can you slide

Oh my my oh my my

You can boogie if you try

Oh my my oh my my

You know it's guaranteed

To keep you alive

Whoa no no no no no

Now don't make me go

The head nurse she blew in

Just like a tornado

When they started dancing

I jumped off the table

I felt myself reeling

And as I was healing

This is what he said to me

Ow oh my my oh my my

Can you boogie can you slide

Oh my my oh my my

You can boogie if you try

Oh my my oh my my

You know it's guaranteed

To keep you alive

Can you boogie

Whoa my my my my

Can I boogie can I boogie can I boogie

Can you boogie

Yes I can yes I can yes I can

Can you boogie

Yes I can yes I can yes I can

Can you boogie

Yes I can yes I can yes I can

Can I boogie

Can I boogie

What kind of asshole

Question is that

Hello Cleveland

Did ya' miss me good

How many of you thought we were

Gonna do the entire show in the bed

How many of you were hoping

We would do the entire show in the bed

I don't do shows in bed no more I'm an artiste

Oh now this hospital motif was suggested to me

By my recent stay in a very plush

Beverly hills medical center

Now many of you may have heard

That I was striken with apendicitis

But I am here to tell you the truth Cleveland

And that is that in a spasm of sisterly generosity

I donated my tits to cher

And she was so glad to get 'em

I can't even begin to tell you

Oh honey we spared no expense for you this time

We did it all

We washed

We showered

We shaved

We fds'd ourselves into a stuper

And why why did we do all this

I'll tell you why we did all this

On account of we heard on account of we heard

There was a depression goin' on out here

And we all wanted to cheer you up

But y'all y'all don't look to depressed

Except for you honey you look like sh*t