The Lamest Place in the World

The Lamest Place in the World - Allie Trimm

Lyrics by：Original Cast Recording

Composed by：Original Cast Recording

Down the road there's a dairy queen

Up the block there's a walmart

There's a place you can accessorize your pets

A school a tree a couple of churches

And no matter how hard anybody searches

That's about as thrilling as this dumb a*s village gets

It's the lamest place in the world

But it just got a little bit better

So don't disappear

It's the lamest place in the world

But I'm pretty sure it's not as lame as it was before

Now that you're here

Forty miles to the nearest river

Sixty miles to the airport

When we plan our escape

That's where we're gonna have to be

It's a shame it's a shame it's a terrible pity

You got dragged away from New York city

It's major suck for you but it's amazing luck for me

It's the lamest place in the world

But it just got a little bit better

I'm happy to say

It's the lamest place in the world

And you're completely exotic

Intellectual neurotic

You would never have a shot

Except you found the perfect guide

And though I don't really know you

I can hardly wait to show you

Every take and freak every fool and clown

Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town

Let 'em laugh they won't keep me down

With you by my side

And it just got a little bit better

Amazing but true

Yes the lamest place in the world

Has lots of flaws

But maybe it'll be fine because

It brought me to you