Arrival Of The Trio / Are You Ready To Begin?

Are you ready to begin

Are you ready to get on

You're about to start out

On the journey of your life

Is this some kind of joke

Nah it's a publicity stunt for that freak show on Coney

It's a front-page feature is what it is

You gettin' this

Betcha

If you're ready then get in

Once you're in then we'll get gone

And who knows once it goes

Where you'll be when it arrives

This is outrageous

It's amazing

Brilliant

I'm telling you that Mr Y's an absolute genius

It's a fun-house where the mirrors all reflect what's real

And reality's as twisted as the mirrors reveal

And the fun is finding out what the mirrors show

This is unacceptable do you hear me

I will be taking this up with your employer

Whoever he is

Everything and everyone it's so just how I dreamed

All the freaks and all the fun exactly how I dreamed

And Phantasma still awaits

Wonder what's behind its gates

That was somethin' wasn't it

Nah I was hopin' she'd sing

Caruso sang half of Pagliacci for us

When he got off the boat

Eh I bet she ain't got it no more not like the old days

Oh sure she's pitch-perfect but empty inside

Like the plane without a

(Look it's the Rockefellers')