F You Knew Susie

If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie) - Eddie Cantor

I have got a sweetie known as Susie

In the words of Shakespeare she's a WOW

Thouge all of you may know her too

I'd like to shout right now

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh Oh Oh what a girl

There's none so clas syas thisfairlas sie

Oh Oh Oh my goodness what a chassis

We wnerriding she did n't balk

Back from Youkers I'm the one that had to walk

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh Oh whar a girl

Susie has a perfectrep u tation

No one ever saw her on as pree

Nobody knows where Susie goes

Nobody knows but me

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh Oh Oh what a girl

She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses

Oh Oh what a future she possesses

Out in public how she can yewn

In a parlour you would think the war was on

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh Oh what hat a girl

She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord

But on Monday she's as busy as a board

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh what a girl

I had a mustache

And trained it like a pup

She's got such hot lips

She kissed me once and burned it up

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa

What a girl