Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Carlos Talavera con el Cuarteto Santa Ana de Ernesto Montiel

Woo Somebody done been to the wal Mart

Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas

Well you cleaned up whatcha get

5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires

3 shot gun shells 2 hunting dogs

And some parts to a Mustang GT

You got gypped there's 12 days to Christmas

I know that I got it covered

Look over there in the corner That's yours too

Yeah

12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets

Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Man these ain't normal Christmas presents

No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts

Yeah you know like if you buy your wife earrings

That double as fishing lures

Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells

Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker

Is something you did off the high dive

Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights

Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What's wrong with that

I didn't say anything's wrong with it it's hard to beat

12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets

Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas

Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma

You're not listening to me

Get the car key out of your ear

That's where the 9 years probation comes in

I'm gonna do it for you again now listen

12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets

Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Are you crying

No just my allergies

Happy holidays everybody