Rocks Instead of Rice

Rocks Instead of Rice - American Country Hits

Written by：Chris Tompkins/Kellie Pickler/Josh Kear/Christopher Tompkins

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway

And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day

Well it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long white dress this must be some kinda joke

Virgin please she ain't fooling these folks

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer

I'd be pulling her hair

And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better

In the you know where

Well it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Well the vows that they just made sounded sweet

And sincere

Place your bets my money's on less than a year

Well it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Yeah I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice hey