Alice in Vain

God look at that

She's supposed to be on a diet

Wonder what her waistline will be like in five years' time

Alice in the playgrounds

She ain't got a boyfriend

Oh oh that's a pity

She's not even pretty ohh

Alice hears them whisper

They smile when they see her

Oh oh she'll discover

Girls don't hurt each other

Hey don't kid yourself

Girl love help yourself

Hey don't kid yourself

Girl love help yourself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt myself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt

Hurt my Alice in vain vain vain

Alice in vain vain vain

Alice doesn't eat much

Alice don't go out much

Oh oh now you're happy

It's too late for Alice

Hey don't kid yourself

Girl love help yourself

Hey don't kid yourself

Girl love help yourself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt myself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt

Hurt my Alice in vain vain vain

Alice in vain vain vain

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt myself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt myself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt myself

I hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt my

Alice in vain vain vain

Alice in vain vain vain

Alice in vain vain vain

Alice in pain pain pain