Halley's Comet

Halley's Comet I said a Halley's Comet

How could you know that I lived in a desperate world

How could you dream that we were all made out of stone

What is the truth what is the faithful lasting proof

What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof

Knock on my windows link up the chains

It's gotta be easy no splinters no pain

It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti

And I love meatballs so you better be ready

I'm going down to the central part of town

I'm going down to the central part of town

Central part of town I'm going down

I'm going down to the central part of town

What did I do

And don't be blamin' eat my cashew

For everything I do to get the story

And everything I do to pull me in

And everything I say to get the title

But when they use it on me I reject it

What would you do if you ate my daddy's shoes

What would you say if it was naturally for you

How would you feel if it rained on

How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo

I'm sinking down it's a glorious feeling

To make a big difference my body is reeling

Even Carl Sagan can't shine my shoes

'Cause I know deep inside it's got to

Mighty fine something

I'm going down to the central part of town

I'm going down to the central part of town

I'm going down to the central part of town

I'm going down to the central part of town