She Ain't Pretty

She Ain't Pretty - The Northern Pikes

I had two jobs I had dishwater hands

And on the weekend in a rock 'n' roll band

One Friday night in my hometown bar

In walked a girl who looked like a movie star

She stared at me and it was turning me on

She said she worked in a beauty salon

I heard a voice inside me say

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

We made a date to go for a drink

I wore my jeans and she wore a mink

There was this misconception all over town

That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound

She said "Take me home there won't be no fuss"

I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"

Watching her leave I heard the bartender say

"She ain't pretty she just looks that way"

So I called her up her father was home

"Son she's busy she can't come to the phone"

I held my breath then decided to wait

A guy like me doesn't get many dates

I fell in love with a model from hell

It took some time for my hormones to tell

That chasing her has been a grave mistake

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

Her ego wrote checks incredibly fast

But her personality didn't have the cash

I laughed out loud to my total dismay

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty she just looks that way