Big Fun

Yeah

Dad says Act your age

You heard the man it's time to rage

Blast the bass turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight

Drink smoke it's all cool

Let's get naked in my pool

Punch the wall and start a fight

Ain't nobody home tonight

His folks got a waterbed

Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs

While watching p**n on Cinemax

CHANDLER KURT RAM KIDS

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun Big fun

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun Big fun

When mom and dad forget

To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun Big fun

Okay okay okay So it's salt and then lime and then shot

No salt then

You're doing it wrong

What Really 'Cause I feel great

Veronica you're looking good tonight

Whoa

A hot guy smiled at me

Without a trace of mockery

Everyone's high as a kite

Ain't nobody home tonight

Stoned

Zoned

I should quit

Hey is that *****I want a hit

Fill that joint and roll it tight

Ain't nobody home tonight

Dreams are coming true

When people laugh but not at you

I'm not alone I'm not afraid

I feel like Bono at Live Aid

The house is ours

It's time for big fun

Big fun

Let's use their showers

That sounds like

Big fun Big fun

Crack open one more case

VERONICA observes couple making out

I that that's what they call

Third base

Big fun Big fun Big fun

That actually looks like

Big fun Big fun Big fun

KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says Jefferson Razorbacks

All right people Listen up

What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game

RAM mimes s*x with the pinata

Gonna make 'em go

Whee Whee Whee Whee

Big fun Big fun

Way to show maturity

Big fun Big fun

RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata

Quit it jackass get off of me

Big fun Big fun

Yo Ram Emergency

I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence

I hate freshman Where are you little *****s I'm coming for you

To HEATHER DUKE

You okay

I didn't need your help

HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger

Aw thanks for the finger Heather but I don't need to vomit right now

The party's hot hot hot

It's time for big fun Big fun

You need a jello shot

We're having big fun Big fun

MARTHA arrives at the party

Martha Dumptruck in the flesh

Here comes the Cootie Squad

Shup up Heather

Sorry Heather

Look who's with her Oh my God

Points to VERONICA

Dang Dang Diggety dang a dang

Dang dang Diggety dang a dang

I can't believe you actually came

It's exciting right

Oh I wanna say hello to Ram

I brought sparkling cider

Showing up here took some guts

Time to rip them out

HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata

Well who's this pig remind you of

Especially the snout

Hah

Dang dang diggety dang a dang

Dang dang diggety dang a dang

THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata MARTHA approaches RAM

Where the hell are those freshman

Hi Ram

I wasn't gonna come

But since you took the time to write that sweet note

Hands RAM the sparkling cider

What note Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time

People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

Chugs and spits the cider

There's no alcohol in here

Are you trying to poison me

Dang dang diggety dang a dang

X3

Diggety dang a dang

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun Big fun

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun Big fun

So let the speakers blow

They'll buy another stereo

Our folks got no clue

'Bout all the *****t their children do

Why are they surprised

Whenever we're unsupervised

It's big fun Big fun

Big fun Big fun Big fun Whooo