I Cannot Dance Tonight (Because I'm Southern Baptist) (Live)

I cannot dance tonight

Like any other night

Because I'm southern baptist

I cannot bust a groove

I swear that I can't move

Because I'm southern baptist oh cann't oh tonight

I can't swing to anything

Or tango

Can't rock and roll or twist and shout

No swaying with the band

Can't go to disney land

I cannot dance dance dance tonight