The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady - Black Power

May I have your attention please

May I have your attention please

Will the real slim shady please stand up

I repeat will the real slim

Shady please stand up

We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a

White person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam

Like Tommy

Just burst in the door

Started whooping her

A** worse than before

They first get divorced throwing

Her over furniture

It's the return of the

Oh wait no way your kidding

He didn't just say what

I think he did did he

And Dr dare said

Nothing you idiots

Dr are's dead

He's locked in my basement

Feminist women love Eminem

Chica Chica Chica slim shady

I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around

Grabbing his you know what

Limping to you know who yeah

But hes so cute though

Yeah I probably got a couple of

Screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's going

On in your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV

And just let loose

But can't but it's cool for

Tom green to

Hump

My bum is on your lips my bum

Is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just

Give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we

Deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know

What a women clitoris is

Of course they gonna know

What intercourse is

By the time they hit 4 Th grade

They got the discovery channel

Don't they

We ain't nothing but mammals

Well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open

Like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead

Animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason what a man

And another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel

I got the antidote

Women wave your party hoes

Sing the chorus and it goes

I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades

Are just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Because I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades

Are just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Will smith don't gotta cuss in

His raps to sell records

Well I do so f**k him and

F**k you too

You think I give a dam

About a Grammy

Half of you critics can't

Even stomach me let alone

Stand me

But slim what if you win

Wouldn't it be weird

Why so you guys can just

Lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to

Britney spears

Sh*t Christina Aguilar better

Switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson

Dale and Fred durst

And hear 'em argue over who

She gave head to first

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute but I think

He's married to Kim he he

I should download her

Audio on mp3

And show the whole world

How you gave Eminem v d

I'm sick of you little girl

And boy groups all you do

Is annoy me

So I've been sent here to

Destroy you

And theirs a million of us

Just like me

Who cuss like me

Who just don't give a

F**k like me

Who dress like me

Walk talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing

I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades

Are just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Because I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades

Are just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to

Cause I'm only giving you

Things you joke about with

Your friends

Inside your living room

The only difference is

I got the balls

To say it in front of Y'all

And I don't gotta be false or

Sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it

I just sh*t it better than 90 of

You rappers out there

Then you wonder how can kids eat up

These albums like Valiums

Its funny cuss at the rate I'm going

When I'm 30

I'll be the only person in the

Nursing home flirty

Pinching nurses asses

When I'm jacking off with Jergen

Sand I'm jerking

But this whole bag of Viagra

Isn't working

And every single person is a

Slim shady lurking

He could be working at burger

King spitted on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling

Screaming I don't give a f**k

With his windows down

And system up

So will the real shady

Please stand up

And put one of those figures

On each hand up

And to be proud to be outta

Your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as

You can how does it go

cuss I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades are

Just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Because I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades are

Just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Cause I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades are

Just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Because I'm slim shady

Yes I'm the real shady

All you other slim shades

Are just imitating

So won't the real slim shady

Please stand up please stand

Up please stand up

Ha ha

I get slim shady all of these

F**k it

Let's on stand up