The Spin Off

The Spin Off - Super Chron Flight Brothers

Two real cool the dusty duo

What are their character traits

Ignorant uhh dullwitted uhh

Lazy uhh and unlucky ughhh

Exactly exactly what I'm looking for

Shoot the pilot on the cheap script him spelling

Two colored guys who hate police in the whip

Honeydew melon one's a loveable freak

The other has a thing for white women

I'm telling you this is what you selling

Take Dukes of Hazzard uptown

People love goodhearted felons

You need a love interest

I'll get you a Pam Grier lookalike

In stilettos and ponytail

It doesn't get better than this

TNA never fails first rule of showbiz

We can have her run a neighborhood bar

We can whip up a funky score

One brother's just back from the war

Streetwise jive talk

Afro parted on the side

When he pimp walk

Fuzzy dice in the ride

Slick enough to always slide

The other's educated glasses articulate

Blazer and sweater vest menthol cigarette

Columbia undergrad he got kicked

Out for leading nonviolent protest

Don't worry the plot's light on black power

Heavy on powerful pot

Corrupt cops mulatto broads

Brawls in Harlem nightspots

Studio 54 heart of gold whores

Junkies stoolies

Ricans with switchblades dagos with gold chains

And too lies selling smack to molies

That's all episode one

Episode two car chases in Chinatown

All of a sudden the brothers know kungfu

Maybe down South fighting racists

Yeah I think I smell ratings

Let's talk papers na na na na na na

I heard this all before

It's a thing of the past

Guess I've never really dug

Deep into my pain as a Negro

Hey look those things they're

They're hard to look at sometimes

Yes

Hi I'm Donna Mills

Also known as Abby Cunningham from Knots Landing

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