Don't Bring Lulu (feat. The Andrews Sisters)

Don't Bring Lulu - Billy May & His Orchestra/The Andrews Sisters

Your presence is requested

Wrote little Johnny White

But with this invitation

There is a stipulation

When you attend this party

You'll all be treated right

But there's a wild and wooly woman

You boys can't invite

You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl

But don't bring Lulu

You can bring Rose with the turned-up nose

But don't bring Lulu

Lulu always wants to do

What the folks don't want her to

When she struts her stuff around

London bridge is falling down

You can bring cake or a porterhouse steak

But don't bring Lulu

Lulu gets blue and goes cuckoo

Like the clock upon the shelf

She's the kind of smarty breaks up every party

Hullabaloo loo don't bring Lulu

I'll bring her myself

We all went to a party

A real high-toned affair

And then along came Lulu

As wild as any Zulu

She started in to Charleston

And how the boys did stare

But when she did the hula-hula

Then she got the air

You can bring Flo her dad's got dough

But don't bring Lulu

You can bring Lil she's an awful pill

But don't bring Lulu

Lulu has the reddest hair

Auburn here and henna there

How can we boys keep our heads

Bulls go wild when they see red

You can bring peas and crackers and cheese

But don't bring Lulu

When she gets sore and slams the door

The plates fly off the shelf

When she loves we're filling

The voice I'll have the selon

Hullabaloo-loo don't bring Lulu

She will come here her myself