The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Clean Version)

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage

Nothin' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms

F*ck him I don't need no Hollywood Jack anyway

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble

And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage

He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage

The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Kage

As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions

He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke off the a** of a *****

No one respected him they just rejected him

No one would represent Kage

Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry

And he'd rage for the stage

Ahahaaa

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane

So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane

And flew all that night through the rain

To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain

Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors "You've got to retrieve him

You've got the technology use the techniques of your trade"

He grabbed the lapels and he screamed "By God you must save him

Because Rage Kage and I can't you see that we're one and the same "

Aaaah

Rage Kage

Oh Rage Kage

There be magic inside that old name

And you know

That you know

When you're going completely insane

Ah the Rage Kage

Ah the Rage Kage

Oh the lion will roar once again

And you know

Yes you know

When you're going completely insane

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again