The Short Term Memory Loss Blues

The Short Term Memory Loss Blues - Ray Jessel

When you get to a certain stage in life

A certain

Critical junction

When you get to a certain

Age in life

Things start to

Malfunction

Your list of illness begins to grow

Your reflexes begin to slow

But you know

What's the first thing

To go

I got

The short

Term

Memory loss

Blues

The short term

Memory loss blues

I can't remember

Anything

Short term

Memory loss blues

I got the short term

Thing

The short term

Whatever

Now where the hell

Did I put my keys

And

Where the hell

Did I put my keys

Short term

Memory loss blues

Seven

That's the time we leave at seven

I'll be waiting up

For heaven

Wait a sec that's wrong

That's the bridge

To another song

Short term memory loss blues

Be glad that you're not

In my shoes

It's a bummer

When your memory

Shot

I'd sing the rest

But I

Forgot

The short term

What you call it

The short term

Don't tell me

Memory loss oh yes

It's all coming back to me now I

I left them

In the pants

I took

To the cleaners

Now

If I could only remember

Which

Cleaners

Blues