Preppie Girl

Preppie Girl - Mad Caddies

She bought herself a diamond ring

Before the evening show

A ninety dollar bracelet

On daddy's visa gold

Short black skirts on warm days

With her black socks to her knees

Now she's wearing corduroy

Instead of bongo jeans

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

F**king preppie girl

Walks to church on sunday

With her bottle in her hand

Wishing she was a rebel

Who could terrorise the land

Whose that standing so close to her

Holding her preppie hand

Maybe it is a running back

Or just a preppie man

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

F**king preppie girl

She's got a senior boyfriend

Now that b**ch is just fifteen

Will she lose

Will she lose

Will she lose

Her virginity

Well he takes her out on prom night

And he shows her a good time

Will he be in her pants by nine

She's a preppie girl

Who rules the fashion world

She's a preppie girl

Makes me wanna hurl

F**king preppie girl

To you we wish the best of luck

In your oh so preppie life

And if you play your cards right

You might end up a plumbers wife