Nuttin' For Christmas

Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg

I broke my bat on Johnny's head

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in sister's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on mommy's rug

I made Tommy eat a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Somebody snitched on me

So

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy & daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I put a tack on teacher's chair

Somebody snitched on me

I tied a knot in Suzy's hair

Somebody snitched on me

I did a dance on mommy's plants

Climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me

Oh hurry up

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus

Somebody snitched on me

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight

Next year I'll be good just wait

I'd start now but it's too late

Somebody

Who's that coming down the chimney

With a bag over his shoulder

It's Him it's him

I thought he wasn't coming

Where's the silverware little boy

In the dining room like I told you

And the jewelry

Same place as last time How about my cut

The usual

The usual 'Join me on the chorus Okay

Why not '

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy aand Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Have a good season

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