You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) [Duet with Blake Shelton]

You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) (Duet with Blake Shelton) - Ashley Monroe

You ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

And you're a whole lot shorter

Let's dance all night

And fill the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

No and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off

The bat in those cowboy boots

Who couldn't help

But see you in that rhinestone suit

That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night

Well if I get drunk enough to sing

Hell I just might

Hey now don't you worry cowboy

Cause I'll get you through

We'll sing a cheating song

Just like they used to do

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah but you're a whole lot shorter

Let's drink all night

And fill the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing

On The Voice someday

Yeah and I'm the guy

They wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey

Why don't you come on back to my place

And you can have your way

Well baby that sounds tempting

But I just can't stay

Oh we won first prize cowboy

Let's just split the dough

Honey I will always love you

But we'll never know

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah and you're a whole lot shorter

We danced all night

And filled the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter no

No you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter