Hats on Beds

Hats on Beds - Buck 65

Shoot the messenger measure his wingspan

The organ grinders had the whole thing planned

Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs

Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls

I'm almost certain but this is speculation

The notes are in a box marked "Christmas Decorations"

Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel

And don't let anyone see you in the stairwell

Tell the key cutter I said to stay home

I'll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone

Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan

The girls already came through with the rental van

Shave all the hair on your body and bathe

The convoy will be at the border by morning

Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise

Over-exerting tonight would be unwise

We'll all be wearing the matching necklaces

Double check everything; There's no room for recklessness

Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday

Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say

Bury the screwdriver set in the playground

The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down

Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys

9:30 a m sharp - we mobilize

Butane

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Electrical tape

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Five iron

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Insect repellent

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Snorkel

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Staple gun

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Blank tapes

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Kill the lights 'n wait for the snowplow

You got the muscle and I got the know-how

Grievances aside I think that if we act together

And give the snake-charmer an extra day to track the weather

We should have no problem seein' this through

Even with the machine bein' this new

Find out from the invoice what kind of supplies is it

Then I think we should pay him a surprise visit

Draw the map on the back of the placemat

And mark with an 'X' where the testing was based at

Roll all the coins in the jar by the radiator

Then we can drop off the negatives (maybe later)

I still can't believe the pillowcases went missin'

Ask Jason if he knows how to get to the gas station

Check the levels when the work enhances

But don't take your wig off under any circumstances

It's gonna get hot when the plugs are pulled

Let go of the rope when the jugs are full

Set the pager I gave you to vibrate

And then glue a magnet to the bottom of the pie plate

Give the kid ten bucks and show him how to light the torch

There is no shame in this

Cue up - Quick The babysitter threw up

The original cannisters are hidden in the bannisters

Gold Bond

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Sleepy seeds

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Dog whistle

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Clean towels

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Rosin bag

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Compass juice

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Divining rod

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