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Assistant Principal's Big Day (Album Version)

Adam Sandler1993年9月28日

Assistant Principal's Big Day (Album Version) 歌詞

 

Speaking through a microphone:

Good morning students and faculty

If I could have your attention please

As you may or may not know

Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection

Leaving me assistant principal Dunbar

As the school's lone administrator for the next few days

Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same

There will be some additional regulations you must also follow

Number one

Smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods

Number two

The girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office

Where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself

Number three

While showering none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia

Eye contact with me is also prohibited

Number four

Girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm

Number five

While I am ejaculating the boys gymnastic team must undress each other

Spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating

Finally rule number six

Any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended

Unless they are masturbating

If you have any questions about these new regulations

I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my a*s

Good day