St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast - Frank Zappa

Yes indeed

Here we are

At St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

And wheedled on the Bingo cards

In lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady

Make her entrance like a queen

While she was totally in chenille

And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage pattie

And said "Why don't you treat me mean "

At St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

St Alfonzo

St Alfonzo

St Alfonzo

St Alfonzo