A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Martha Tilton/Fields/Kern

Composed by：Fields/Kern

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants

I never had the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

You take romance I'll take jello

We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder

But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder

A fine romance with no clinches

A fine romance with no pinches

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France

I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all the morals

You never give the orchids I send a glance

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance