Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) (Explicit)

He said he'd be here at seven

The clock just hit 7:22

It's too cold outside

To wait for my ride

Watching mama try out a new doo

Bruins

He said he'd be here at seven

But it just hit 7:35

Already

Here in brockton mass

I got my thumb in my a*s

Mama's combing up a big beehive

Celtics

Where the f**k is he

Where the f**k is he

The b***h doesn't even bother calling

Even though it's 7:44

I fell asleep pally

I'm feeling kinda antsy

Mama's getting fancy

Slicking back a wet pompadour

Red sox

He said he'd be here at seven

It's closing in on 8:01

Trimmin' the 'stache kid

Me lookin' like a sap

In a wool knit cap

Mama's next move is a bun

F**kin' patriots

Where the f**k is he

My pants are still in the dryer dude

Where the f**k is he

I couldn't find my f**kin' snowboots pal

I wish I had a car

Huge huge hangover

Oh no

Massive hailstorm massive hailstorm massive

That stupid little punk

He's probably f**kin' drunk

I bet he drank a case

Wanna pop him in the face right now

Mama's eyebrow

Wicked good

Wicked good

Oh god

Wicked good

Wicked good

F**k yeah

Wicked good

Wicked good

Pisser

Well my friend is still a no show

And I'm getting' f**king pissed

Why

'Cause I could've gone with charlie

In the side of his harley

Mama's on the phone with a stylist

F**k charlie

So I guess I ain't going out tonight

'Cause the digits say 12:09

S**t faced

But call the operator

'Cause one perm later

Mama's hair sure do look fine

Heffenreffer

Where the f**k is he

Ah ha ha my stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny

Joke

Where the f**k is he

Ah ha ha I forgot it though

I wish I had a car

I wish I had a car

A cop pulled me over buddy

I wish I went with charlie

5 2 blood level state record

I could have gone with charlie

I'm in a wicked mess of trouble haha

He gotta dee wee

He gotta dee wee

He gotta dee wee