If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed goodnight

That's the way I just gotta behave

And if I were a lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my spring

Oh and if I were a bell

I'd go Ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're fondly caressing

And if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season

I'd surely be Spring

Yes and if I were a bell

Say if I were a bell

If I were a bell

I'd go Ding dong ding dong ding