Threw It On The Ground

Threw It On The Ground - Bing Bong Brothers

I was walking through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me

The latest energy drink

Run faster jump higher

Man I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground

You must think I'm a joke

I ain't gonna be a part of this system

Man pump that garbage into another man's veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand

And the dude says you come here all the time

Here's one for free

I said man what I look like a charity case

I took it and I threw it on the ground

I don't need your handouts

I'm an adult please

You can't buy me hot dog man

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend

She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad

Man this ain't my dad this is a cell phone

I threw it on the ground

What you think I'm stupid

I'm not a part of this system

My dad's not a phone duh

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party

What you want me to do with this eat it

Happy birthday to the ground

I threw the rest of the cake too

Welcome to the real world jackass

So many things to throw on the ground

Like this and this and that and even this

I'm an adult

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

Ground

Nobody wants your autograph phonies

Then the two phonies got up

Turned out they had a tazer

And they tazed me in the butthole

I fell to the ground

The phonies didn't let up

Tazing on my butthole

Over and over

I was screaming and squirming

My butthole was on fire

The moral of this story is

You can't trust the system

Man