Army (Live at UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC - September 2008) (Live at UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC - September 2008|Explicit)

Well I thought about the army

Dad said son you're f**king high

And I thought yeah theres a first for everything

So I took my old mans advice

Three sad semesters

It was only 15 grand spent in bed

I thought about the army

I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a moustache and a mullet

Got a job at chick-fil-a

Citing artistic differences

The band broke up in may

And in june reformed without me

And theyd got a different name

I nuked another grandmas apple pie

And hung my head in shame

Been thinking a lot today

Been thinking a lot today

Oh I think Ill write a screenplay

Oh I think Ill take it to la

Oh I think Ill get it done yesterday

In this time of introspection

On the eve of my election

I say to my reflection

God please spare me more rejection

Cause my peers they criticize me

And my ex-wives all despise me

Try to put it all behind me

But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

I've been thinking a lot today

I've been thinking a lot today

I've been thinking a lot today

I thought about the army