Prbod

Who's gonna be the first to OD at PRB

Who's it gonna be

I hope it's not Mel

I really hope it's not me

But one of these years

Someone's gonna OD

It probably won't be a Stern

Definitely not Shawn

Cuz ya can't OD

From gettin a Mexican beer buzz on

I'm thinking or DI Poison Idea or Leftover Crack

Cuz you get a stroke not a strike from a speedball

Or a gutterball heart attack

I'll bet you at PBR

It's gonna be a British balding rockstar

Cuz they're older than us

If it's Charlie d**k or Colin

It would be so sad

But if it was a Partisan

It wouldn't be so bad

At Punk Rock Bowling

No one's ever gonna OD on pot

And NOFX is prayin that none of us will get shot

And when one of us expires on last last call

I hope it's from a bowling and not from an 8 ball

Who's gonna be the first to OD at PRB

Who's it gonna be

I hope it's not a Bouncing Soul

I hope it's not Sharky

One of these years someone's gonna OD