Gay Robot (Album Version)

Pass the f**kin ball

What an idiot

F**k it I'm gonna go get another beer You guys want one

Alright

Two Please

Oh boy

Hahahaha

Hello Yeah yeah cool we're all just hangin out Alright

Bye bye

Who was that some chicks

Nah it was my neighbor his robot's comin over

What

Yeah he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay

Yo we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads

Okay that's cool

Wait so the robot's gay

Gay Robot's comin over

Yep

Oh dude you gotta see this he's insane with football stats

No way

It's open

Hey guys what's up

Hey good to see ya Gay Robot

Gay Robot in the house

Word up what's the score f**kers

Giants are eatin s**t in the third quarter it's 24 8 Miami

Don't worry the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers

Really

They'll come back and win by three

Alright

I love it

F**k you guys

Sorry buddy

Who's the new guy

Oh that's my friend John

Hey John sweet hat

Uh thanks what's goin on

You know just chillin can I suck your d**k

What

No no no no he's okay Gay Robot

That was funny

The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any

Gay guys around here

Oh I see

Sorry

Hehehe

Oh I can't believe you dropped that Do something Henderson

You fat f**k

Hey That was very offensive to me

Why You're not fat

I thought you said fag

No I wouldn't say that I said fat

Oh sorry

Hahaha

I guess if you fist f**k me we'll be even

No I'm not gay Gay Robot

I thought you said you were

No You know I never said that

I know I was just rousing you Good times Good times guys

Hahahaha

Hey Gay Robot's havin a good time

So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season Gay Robot

Says here due to injuries

And irratic weather patterns the eagles will finish a dismal 7 9

What No way

Deal with it

The Gay Robot knows his s**t man

Now will someone blow it on my face

Nobody's gay here but you Gay Robot so let's just watch some

Football alright

Look I'm not here to bring the party down It's just I run

On semen without it I could die help me to live fellas

Jerk off in my mouth immediatly Please my circuits are

Shorting starting to fade already see a light going

Towards it

Hahahahah

You're makin this up Gay Robot

My bad You got me Hahaha good times

Hahaahaha

So does he eat food like us human people

Yeah he can eat food

Ya want some tortilla chips Gay Robot

Sounds great John Can I dip them in your a*s

Ooh

I'm all set thanks

Hehehe

What the f**k The reception's all fuzzy

Are you kidding me

Don't panic I can fix it

Oh hey That's right I love it work your robot magic fix that s**t

Okay here's the problem

My man What is it

Your cock's not in my asshole

Aww Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower Gay Robot

Alright I'll go We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail

Not gonna happen

Please

Goodbye

F**k you

Later Gay Robot

Oh no Look what happened My robo cock fell out of my pants

Oh s**t he's got a boner

Taste it

Oh oh

F**kin asshole

Come on Gay Robot

Aww man

Later fags

Hey Gay Robot

Hey Mr Chasen Can I suck your d**k