Scotch

Scotch - Mike Keneally

And this is my pledge

Whenever I hear those rumors

I'll scotch them right away

When evil words are spread about you

Words swinish and numerous

I'll leap from the ledge

I'll conquer those who would doubt you

I'll swoop and scotch

And bring you a bright new day

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch

From the shadows I will lurch

I will scotch Unsully your name

You'll never be the same

There's a joker ahead

Who means to bring pain

I bring the force of the sun

And he's a small stain

A pack of wandering dogs

Who brim with pure hate

They dare to speak against you

And they're dead they're dead they're

I will scotch Revoke the bad

Slanderers will wish they never had

Exhibited such bias towards disdain

They'll never be the same

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch

From the shadows I will lurch

I will scotch Unsully your name

You'll never be the same

And when I return to my room

I'll sob and sob

And sob in my tiny room gloom

Who is there to protect me

Where is my shining knight

And heat up pork and beans

And sob til morning's light

I will scotch Honor restore

Those who'd defy me I'll implore

To cast away words that defame

They'll never be the same

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch

From the shadows I will lurch

I will scotch Unsully your name

You'll never be the same

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch

From the shadows I will lurch

I will scotch Unsully your name

You'll never be the same