If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'

Well sir all I can say

Is if I were a bell I'd be ringin'

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy if I were a lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say

Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Yes I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Well if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a gate I would swing

Have a fling almost any old thing

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong