The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions (Explicit)

And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college

Dean Well Michael I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall

Buffoon I got a snake man

Dean Yes pets are welcome here on campus Be it the traditional dog or cat or even the occasional reptile

Buffoon One time I fed it some beer man It was slithering this way and that It was all f**ked up

Dean I'm sure it was Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus

Buffoon F**kin' Sh*t

Dean Yes that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy So tell me a little bit more about your background

Buffoon My father's a f**king asshole man

Dean Hmm I see Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son

Buffoon My mother's a piece of sh*t too

Dean Well I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn

Buffoon My teacher in high school was a stupid b**ch man She had her head way up her a**

Dean Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school

Buffoon Your secretary's a real fat b**ch man

Dean Yes she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success

Buffoon I had diarhea last month I had to sh*t all f**king day

Dean Uh huh Well we all get the occasional stomach bug never a pleasurable experience So have you given any thought to your choice of major

Buffoon I've got a big f**king boner right now

Dean I see Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension I do not take offense

Buffoon One time I ate my neighbors sh*t

Dean That's understandable Well I enjoyed meeting you We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month

Buffoon I bet you got really hairy balls

Dean Yes it's a veritable forest down there Bye bye