I Like Chinese

I Like Chinese - Monty Python

Written by：Terry Jones

The world today seems absolutely crackers

With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high

There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger

It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to you knees

Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

There's nine hundred million of them in the world today

You'd better learn to like them that's what I say

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They come from a long way overseas

But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food

The waiters never are rude

Think of the many things they've done to impress

There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

I like their tiny little trees

Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze

I like chinese thought

The wisdom that confusions taught

If Darwin is anything to shout about

The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt

So I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to you knees

Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please

All together

Wo ai zhong guo ren

Wo ai zhong guo ren

Wo ai zhong guo ren

Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They're food is guaranteed to please

A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

I like their tiny little trees

Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze

I like Chinese

I like Chinese