The Lean and Unwashed Tiffy

The Lean and Unwashed Tiffy - EGGIBRED

I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy

I come up from plymouth town

I can fix it in a jiffy

If you'll hand that spanner down

If you'll hand that spanner down

Portland girls are raving beauties

'Specially in the summer time

They make you curse these week end duties

Making love to grease and grime

Making love to grease and grime

I kissed her standing kissed her lying

And i called her turtle dove

If she'd had wings i'd have kissed her flying

That's the way i won my love

That's the way i won my love

She left me for a wardroom chappie

She said he's the better man

He needs wine to keep her happy

All i drink is black and tan

All i drink is black and tan

I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy

Going back up from plymouth town

I can fix it in a jiffy

If you'll hand that spanner down

If you'll hand that spanner down