Hey Mister!

Hey Mister! - The Rutles

When you woke up this morning

Did you feel all alone

Did you get a grip on yourself

Were you just flesh and bone

Did you long for the centerfold spread

Of some bimbo girl magazine

To appear by your side

And physically question your manhood

And make you come clean

Hey

Hey mister

All you need is a little rock and roll

Rock and roll rock and roll

When you woke up this morning

Did you feel like hell

Did you think that some Jehovah's Witness

Was a ringing your bell

Did you think you were in Babylon

Did you take a good look around

Or did you stick your head out the window

And find you could not make a sound

Hey

Hey mister

All you need is a little rock and roll

Rock and roll rock and roll

When you woke up this morning

Did you get up and go

Did you take a good look at yourself in the mirror

And go on with the show

Did you picture yourself

As a Leonardo Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls

Or did you see just another piece of modern art

Like The Peppermint Tower in Praise of Greedy Little Girls

Hey

Hey mister

All you need is a little rock and roll

Rock and roll rock and roll

I got a soddin' cramp in me pinkie