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No Money Down - Mitchell Torok

Now as I was motivating

Back in town

Saw a Cadillac sign

Saying no money down

So I eased on my brakes

And I pulled in the drive

Gunned my motor twice

Then I walked inside

Dealer came to me

Said trade in you ford

And I'll put you in a car

That'll eat up the road

Just tell me what you want

Then sign on that line

And I'll have it brought down to you

In a hour's time

I'm gonna get me a car

And I'll be headed on down the road

Then I won't have to worry

About that broken down raggedy ford

Well mister I want a yellow convertible

Four door de ville

With a continental spare

And a wide chrome wheel

I want power steering

And power brakes

I want a powerful motor

With a jet off take

I want air condition

I want automatic heat

I want a full murphy bed

In my back seat

I want short wave radio

I want TV and a phone

You know I gotta talk to my baby

When I'm riding alone

I'm gonna give me a car

And I'm be headed on down the road

Then I won't have to worry

About that broken down raggedy ford

I want four carburetors

And two straight exhausts

I'm burning aviation fuel

No matter what the cost

I want railroad air horns

And a military spark

I want a five year guarantee

On everything I got

I want ten dollar deductible

And twenty dollar notes

I want thirty thousand liability

That's all she wrote

I'm gonna give me a car

And I'm be headed on down the road

Then I won't have to worry

About that broken down raggedy ford

No money down