Fast Lane

Fast Lane - Party Hit Kings

First verse uh I'm on 'til I'm on a island

My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot

Before I touch dirt I'll kill you all with kindness

I kill ya my natural persona's much worse

You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form

Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform

Leave him with his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on

And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn

Y'all niggers intellect mad slow y'all fags know

Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'

Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole

Me and Shady deaded the past

So that basically resurrected my cash flow

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke

Though I ain't wrapped tight

My blood type's the '80s

My '90s was like the Navy you was like the Bradys

You still fly kites daily

Catch me in my Mercedes

Bumpin' 'Ice Ice Baby' screamin' Shady 'til I die

Like a half a pair of dice life's crazy

So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze

And you only live it once

So I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice nice lady

Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll

(Damn)

Let me tell you

What this pretty little dame's name is

'Cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick

(My penis in your anus)

You morons think that I'm a genius

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'

Try them trailer parks

Crazy I am back and I am razor-sharp baby

And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark

Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics

'Cause I'm on a rip this mystical slick sh*t

You don't wanna become another victim

Or statistic of this sh*t

'Cause after I spit the bullets

I'ma treat these shell casin's like a soccer ball

I'ma kick the ballistics

So get this dick I'ma live this

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed

Just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

Yeah my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit

At war with a bottle this Captain Morgan attacks my organs

(C'mon)

My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins

(Woo)

I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me

You let me take this shovel dig up the corpses Jack Kevorkian"

(C'mon)

Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down

My tenement too many now

To send my serenity powers

Spin 'em around enterin' in the vicinity

Now was called Eminem but he threw away the candy

And ate the rapper chewed him up and spitted him out

Girl giddy-up now get get down

He's lookin' around this club

And it looks like people are havin' a sh*t fit now

Here little t-t-trailer trash take a look who's back in t-t-town

Did I s-st-stutter motherf**ker F**k the mall

He shuts a whole motherf**kin' Walmart

D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round

And he came to the club tonight

With 5'9 (unverified) to hold this b**ch down

Like a motherf**kin' chick underwater

He's tryna d-dr-drown

Shawty when you dance

You got me captivated

Just by the way that you keep lickin' 'em dicks

Like her lips I'm agitated aggravated

To the point you don't suck my dick

Then you're gonna get decapitated

Other words you don't f**kin' give me head

Then I'm have to take it

And then after takin' that

I'ma catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin'

It's gon' say 'The whole rap game passed away'

On top of the affidavit

Graduated from master debater

Slash massive masturbator

To Michael Jackson activator

(Woo)

Meanin' I'm on fire off the top

Might wanna back up the data

Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer

Homie this sick you can normally ask a hater

Don't it make sense

These shell casin's is just like a bag of paper

Drop in the lap of a tax evader

(Homie they spent)

Now make that a** drop like a sack of potatoes

What girl I'm the crack-a-lator

Brung ya lay to this party be my penis ejaculator later

Tell ya boyfriend

That you just struck pay dirt

You rollin' wit' a player

You won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed

Just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)