My Name Is (Explicit) (Explicit Version)

My Name Is (Explicit Version) - Deja Vu

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

For one second

Hi kids Do you like violence

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails

Through each one of my eyelids

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did

Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is

My brain's dead weight

I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out

Which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "

Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "

Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut

Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog

I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler

And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they screamin:

"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin *** and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave

Thanks for the support ASSHOLE '

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away

Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

I'm not ready to leave i'm too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin or goin I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years

And my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry

I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin mad

And by the way if you see my dad

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady