So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed - The Hit Crew

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So complete from front to back that's my pal

Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun

If she don't make my five o'clock

Shadow come around at one

You can bet your boots

I'd walk a mile through the snow

Just to see that toothpaste smile

They mention on the radio

If you don't think she's a lot of fun

Just ask the man that owns one

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So round so firm so fully packed she's for me

She's just like a money-back guarantee

Like the barfly goes for drink

Like the bobbysoxer goes for frank

And just like jesse james would go for money

In the bank

From head to foot she's a perfect size

She's a whiz

But she wears a forty-five gun that is

She's got the look that's so impressing

She's got the poise that's so refreshing

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

She's done told me that I'm top hand

Won't be long 'til she wears my brand

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal