Anything Goes

Anything Goes - Helen Gallagher/Helena Bliss/George Britton

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today any shock

They should try to stand

Steada' landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days

A glimpse of stockings

Was looked on as

Something shocking

Now heaven knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who

Once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose

Anything Goes

The world has gone mad today

Goods bad today

Blacks white today

Days night today

Most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolo's

So though

Your not a great romance

I know that

I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like

A low bars you like

A hymns you like

Although him you like

Or the best you like

Or me undressed you like

Well have lonely lose

When mothers pack and

Leave poor father

Because they decide

They'd rather be tennis pros

Just anything Goes