What's My Name (Live)

What the hell is wrong with me

I'm not who I want to be

I tried spot cream and I tried it all

I'm crawling up the wall

What's my name

Name

Name

I tried to join a ping pong club

Sign on the door said all full up

I got nicked for fighting in the road

The judge didn't even know

Dad got pissed so I got clocked

Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot

Offered me a bribe through the letter box

Drives you *******mad

Now I'm round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window

Are you sleeping tight

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

And you won't know who came