Casualty of Love

Casualty of Love - Stephen Lynch/The Wedding Singer Ensemble/Original Broadway Cast of The Wedding Singer

I thought I had the kind of love

You find in fairy tales

But then my girl ripped out my heart

With her plastic press-on nails

So if you know the kind of pain

This looser's singin' of

Well let me hear you say it

I'm a casualty of love

Just a casualty of love

I'm a casulaty of love

Tell me about it

I put a top hat on my cat

And I asked him to the prom

I was stood up by my date

And by date I mean my mom

Each night I open up my mouth

And give those twinkies a shove

Well I know why you do it

You're a casualty of love

I'm a casualty of love

Just a casualty of love

A casualty of

Love

We're from different walks of life

And different points of view

But we come together now

Through our hatred of you

Cause we're casualties of love

Love's a trick love's a trap

Love's a hot chick with the clap

Love's a hoax love's a tease

A pinata full of bees

Love's a joke love's a scam

A Sargent Slaughter body slam

Love's a wound watch it bleed

Love's the only thing I

You'll end up just like us

Cause trust me love always ends

You'll be fat divorced and broke

While she has sex with all of your friends

You'll be casualties of love

Love's a trick love's a trap

Love's a hot chick with the clap

Love's a wound watch it bleed

Love's the only thing I need

I need

No one's ever gonna love

A casualty of love