Anything You Can Do

I'm superior you're inferior

I'm the big attraction you're the small

I'm the major one you're the minor one

I can beat you singing that's not all

Anything you can do I can do better

I can do anything better than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can yes I can

(Are we running over) (You're cheating)

Well anything you can be I can be greater (I don't think so)

Sooner or later I'm greater than you

(No you're not) Yes I am

(Nah you're not) (Yes I am)

(No you can't yes I am yes I am)

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese (and only that)

Yes (So can a rat)

Anything you can sing I can sing louder

I can sing anything louder than you

(No you can't) Yes I can

(No you can't) Yes I can

(No you can't) Yes I can yes I can Enzio

What any not you can hold I can hold longer

I can hold anything longer than you

(No you can't)

Yes I can

(No you can't)

Yes I can

Can't can

Yes I can yes I can yes I can

Anything You Can Do - Dean Martin