A Campaign Of Shock And Awe 歌詞
A Campaign Of Shock And Awe - Evelyn Evelyn
Behold the eighth wonder
Of the natural world
Come one and come all
See the two-headed girl
Stupendous Revolting
You'll be shocked you'll be awed
A true freak of nature
A blunder of God
But possessing such talents
Hear them sing see them dance
As seen in the highest class
Parlours of France
Just ten bucks for again
Get your seats while they last
We take Visa and Master Card
Debit or cash
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here
Stop moving they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera Evelyn
Come in come in
Must be cold out there gentlemen
Take off your coats
And just guess what the wind blew in
I know you like twins
Have I got a surprise
They're identical sisters
Attached at the sides
Just imagine the fun
You could have with
And they're so well behaved
Not a single complaint yet
Just look at these photos
While I pour you a cocktail
I don't know whether I should charge
Double or triple
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here
Stop moving they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera Evelyn
Ladies and gentlemen
Critics and hipsters
Have you heard the new disc
By the Evelyn sisters
Seamlessly floating with grace
Between eras and genres
They sing timeless new songs
Rife with double-entendres
As featured in Rolling Stone
Spin the New Yorker
And Pitchfork Pitchfork
There's an in-store appearance
Today at the corner of
Bedford and Seventh Ave
Come get a photograph
Sticker and autographed shirt
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here
Stop moving they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera Evelyn