Do You Think We Think You're Alice?

作詞 : Steven Sater

KING OF HEARTS: Do you think we think you're Alice

JURY: Do you think we think you're Alice

QUEEN OF HEARTS: You're so the one and only Alice

JURY: So the one and only Alice

KING OF HEARTS: And we're nothing when you're not here

JURY: No, no, nothing when you're not here

DUCHESS: And so something once you've got here

JURY: So, so, something once you've got here

CANARY: Do you think we think "Oh, Ducky-"

JURY: "Now you're here, dear god we're lucky!"

MAD HATTER: "Now you're here we'll all go punting"

JURY: "Now you're here my heart is thumping"

CATERPILLAR: Like we're waiting 'til you turn the page

DUCHESS: To pop out of our dismal beige

KING OF HEARTS: 'Cause Wonderland was silent

JURY: Oh, our minds could get so mindless

QUEEN OF HEARTS: 'Til some visit from your highness

JURY: First you're high now you're highness

KNAVE OF CLUBS & JURY: Everything just waiting here in place

JURY: A hopeless place

ALICE: Well you're no one without Alice

CANARY: Oh, we're no one without Alice

MAD HATTER: Such a no one

ALICE: No, I'm Alice

KING OF HEARTS & QUEEN OF HEARTS: No, no, no, no, no, no Alice

ALICE: I fell down the hole to get here

JURY: Yes, you dug a lovely ditch dear

DUCHESS, spoken: Do you think we give a fig, dear?

KING OF HEARTS: Do you think we hold no wisdom

JURY: Do you think we hold no wisdom

QUEEN OF HEARTS: 'Til our pages hold you in them

JURY: 'Til our pages hold you in them

Like we're here to scratch your Alice itch

QUEEN OF HEARTS, spoken: Guilty *****!