We Made You

Eminem

Guess who

Did you miss me

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Chorus

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

You're the one they adore who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you /

We're the ones who made you/

Verse 1:

Back by popular demand now pop a little zantac or antacid if you can/

Get ready to attack any task that is at hand how does it feel is it fantasic is it grand/

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man no dont massacre the fans/

Damn I think Kim Kardashians a man she stomped him just because he asked to put his hands/

On her massive gluteous maximus again squeeze it then squish it then pass it to her friend/

Can he come back as nasty as he can yes he can can dont ask me this again/

He doesn not mean to lesbian offend but lindsay please come back to CNN/

Samanthas a 2 you're practically a ten I know you want me girl in fact I see ya grin/

Chorus

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

（Now Come in Girl）

You're the one they adore who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you /

We're the ones who made you/

Verse 2:

The enforcer lookin for more women to torture/

Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her/

Sorry porscha but whats but whats Ellen Degenerres

Have that I dont are you tellin me tenderness/

Well I could be as gentle and as smoothe as a gentleman/

Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine/

And i'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then/

Nail her make her say hello to my little friend/

Brit forget K-Fed lets cut out the middlemen

Forgot about him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again/

And this time it won't be from the ritalin binge/

Forget the other men girl pay them little attention

And little did I mention that Jennifers in/

Love with me John Mayor so sit on the bench/

Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch/

They take a mile they got style but it isn't slims/

Chorus

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

You're the one they adore who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you /

We're the ones who made you/

And thats why Myla you'll never live without/

Verse 3:

I know you want me girl cuz I can see you checkin' me out/

And baby you know you know you want me too/

Don't try to deny it baby i'm the only one for you/ *fart noise*

Damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa/

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out/

You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album/

Never has there been such （senescent nostalgia） /

Man cash I dont mean to mess with your gal but/

Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth bruh/

Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers/

And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis/

Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt/

Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit/

I think hes bout to flip Jessica rest assured supermans here to rescue ya/

Can you blame me you're my Amy i'm your Blake/

Matter fact make me a birthday cake with a sawblade in it to make my jail break/

Baby I think you just met you're soul mate/

（Now break it down girl）