This Is the Life

This Is The Life - Weird Al Yankovic

I eat filet mignon seven times a day

My bathtub's filled with perrier

What can I say

This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood

I hire somebody to chew my food

I'm an upwardly mobile dude

This is the life

They say that money corrupts you

But I can't really tell

I got the whole world at my feet

And I think it's pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door

They've been waitin' there since the week before

Who could ask for more

This is the life

You're dead for a real long time

You just can't prevent it

So if money can't buy happiness

I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah every day I make the front page news

No time to pay my dues

I got a million pairs of shoes

This is the life

I got a solid gold cadillac

I make a fortune while I sleep

You can tell I'm a living legend

Not some ordinary creep

No way I'm the boss the big cheese

Yeah I got this town on its knobby little knees

I can do just what I please

This is the life

That's right I'm the king number one

I buy monogrammed kleenex by the ton

I pay the bills I call the shots

I grease the palms I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee

The best things in life they sure ain't free

It's such a thrill just to be me

This is the life

This is the life