Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering

Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德魯·勞埃德·韋伯)/Patti LuPone

Written by：Andrew Lloyd Webber

I don't think you should shoot before July 15th

Right now is a perilous time for pisces

If you want 'til venus is in capricorn

You'll avoid a catalogue of crises

Listen to your super ego not your ID

Age is just another damn neurosis

I'll have you regressing back to infancy

And back into the womb under hypnosis

I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape

No more carbohydrates don't be naughty

We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue

You won't look a day over forty

We have dry heat we have steam

We have moisturizing cream

We had mud packs we have blood sacks

It's a rigorous regime

Not a wrinkle when you twinkle

Or a wobble when you walk

Of course there's bound to be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth a little suffering

Of course there's bound to be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth a little suffering

I should have stayed there

Poor norma

So desperate to be ready

For what would never happen

But betty would be waiting

We had the script to finish

One unexpected love scene

Two people

Both risking

A kind of happy ending